The 22km summit seesh

My good friend Steinagemaxage and i heard it was good to climb Mt Kosciusko so we drove down there expecting a mammoth climb but it turned out it was similar to walking up a long driveway and found we had drivin up most of the 2228 meters. Id put on morgs Dunlop KT26's and everything so we couldnt go back to the car feeling like two big pussies. We ended up going down a track that lead the whole way around the main ridge and it was the first time us caintoads had touched snow,we were bearded. It was one of the most enjoyable things iv done.
After we got back to the car we about as fingered as those two blonde lesbians on the Pirates of the Caribbean porno.